What? No readers? Okay, then...

Myahh, so, I think there's no one reading this, is there? Today I was able to get to the 39-ish mark of Scene 5, that means like... what? Around 6 minute... like around 6:05. So, I will be entering a very complex scene, that is some New Flushing-ers chasing around Todd and Sven around a cliff. That is very complex because I literally do not have the image of them in my mind. Oh, well, I always come up with a way around 5 seconds before I actually animate it. I was actually planning to show you here an actual preview of what my project is looking like, but because of... bandwidth... (I say?) Blogger won't let me. It's too slow. I think the fact that the video is 50MB heavy has something to do with it, but Myahh. So, well, I think you might wanna wait until I finish it and I upload it to YouTube. Gosh, I seriously ran out of topics to talk about. Myahh.

Every Night??? Hahaha, no. ¬¬¬

So, I said every night, but I felt too lazy to do it, so I'mma change "Every Night" for "Whenever the Hell I feel Like It". That means I can make a post every night for a month and then be off for the next month. Well, anyways... I realized I'm moving faster with the animation process because of the "Fish Mayor" character. He's a talking... creature (I don't even know what it is) who rules the City of New Flushing.

I chose New Flushing as the city name because I saw this joke on The Simpsons when Homer goes to the World Trade Center because a drunk Barney parked it there a month ago, and Homer had to wait for a police man to give him his car back. Homer then drinks lots of crab juice and wants to go to the bathroom. He can't, and he sees that this bus passing by goes to Flushing, Queens, and he pictures himself with a bunch of toilets. I laughed very hard, so I  baptized the city, New Flushing.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I'm going faster. Why? Well, the Mayor character's mouth is covered by a thick mustache, so when he's talking, I just make a loop of his mustache getting wider and bigger and then going back to its normal size. Therefore, I save hours and hours of tedious lip-sync.

I know it doesn't have much to do with the subject, but I currently have an obsession with this song, both the 4NonBlondes (original) version and this... thing.

Emmmph, lazy day...

Well, today was completely and utterly devoted of making the soundtrack for Scene 5. I don't mean to brag but it's fucking awesome!!! I just noticed, Sven actually speaks more often than Todd on this episode, and there are many unspoken parts. Well, after all that stupid crap i just said, the thing is,
fom the projections I'm making, Scene 5 will be over 2 minutes long, and well, that's not really bad... Per se, it's just my stupid 5-year-old computer... 2 GB of RAM ain't enough for a 1000+ library items in Flash... Just sayin'.

Oh, soundtracks, heartless bitches!

Episode 2, messy soundtrack.

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Hey. Episode 2 is on its way, I promise. It's around halfway there, but I'm having problems with the soundtrack, I happen to just notice a big-ass error on the script, so it was a re-recording for a line, and some audio tricks. I also made some proofreading n' shit. So, yeah, I think I got it, but if you would like to listen, here is the grotesque soundtrack I prepared myself.

For example, there's a line (the wrong one) that said "You know the special iPod glove that Steve Jobs..." Why was that wrong? Well, a shark ate up the iPod Sven had given to Todd for his birthday, along with his "iHand" a fictitious special glove for iPods, to which Sven responds he saved for a long time to give it to him for his birthday, but because Todd does not mention the iPod getting eaten as well, there was no way of Sven knowing the iPod was eaten, too, so I altered the lines to make Todd (me) say, "You know, the special glove, Oh! And my iPod, too!" So Sven's answer would make sense now.

Hey... World!

This is my blog. I am an freelance animator  (hopefully) that posts witty animations whenever the hell I feel like it. You see, I started this blog kinda late, and I say kinda because I should've started it around 5 months ago when I started the first episode, because now I'm in the middle of the second one. Hahaha. Weeeeelll, it's better to do this late than NEVER! So here's my first episode. Oh, yeah, the series is called Suburban Life... I don't quite know why, the characters live and interact in the urban area of NYC, so hmmm... I guess I must've picked that up from Kick Buttowski or something.

"The Replacement"

As my forever and ever idol, John Kricfalusi, I'll try to upload content on a regular basis, but until now, that's all there's left to.